“Ambi ka a lu a va ga yo tswar u neer iyar”
When it is not yet time to defecate, the buttocks still parade themselves.
“Aluer anhyev va ake yé, a seer a seer ankpatema nyam.”
If a mouse develops a swollen scrotum, it means more meat for the cat.
“Aniwa ka er, “kareghaa yo gudaun tswar ndiar”
A dog would rather lick its anus than go completely hungry.
“U zua ikyul ulu keren ikyuma ye.”
Because you have a vagina, you are now looking for pubic hair.
“U ôô iyol vea or ga u fa we nan tsulugh tswar ga.”
You will not know someone has lean buttocks until you bathe with them.
“Ikyul kaa er ka er i tem ya i dondo aa tswar ve i kpa i…”
The vagina says it smells because it is close to the anus.
“Lanegh kpe jua hemba akombo”
Ignorance renders the penis impotent more than witchcraft.
“Ka wea eren berenda u mkee, u de zan ave shin ityô”
One who sells pepper should not put their hand in their anus.
“Or unan yav a ityô i agher yô, nana nder a wegh ku huma…”
One who sleeps with an itchy anus will wake up with a smelly hand.
“Ijua ngi a nôô kpa i hide i yav sha ake”
No matter how long an erect penis stands, it eventually rests on the scrotum.
“Ka agba ape u nyia ambi a puupuu yo u ma ama gber mkure…”
If your faeces are meant to be white, even if you drink a gallon of palm oil, it
“Nor fa mgbanger u ityô na je alu menan akeve ye”
The elephant swallows coconuts because it is confident of the size of its anus.